i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
