Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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