hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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