it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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