on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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