plz talk dirty to me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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