***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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