Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
