oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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