she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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