Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
