omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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