So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
porn star boner night. come get it.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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