just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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