what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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