so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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