I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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