I looked at my own cervix.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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