David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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