i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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