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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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