You really coming over, don't trick.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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