You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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