it was like his penis was on wheels.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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