speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and she was petting her beer can
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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