Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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