i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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