1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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