I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Randomize
