So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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