great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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