elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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