Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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