Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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