There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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