I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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