Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It was confusing and full of hummus
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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