How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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