So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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