I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Houston, we have a blender
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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