You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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