I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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