You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
