after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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