you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We're too hungover to prance.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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