Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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