lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I know her cup size but not her name....
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