she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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