Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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