worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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