Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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