Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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