Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
barbara walters just said penis...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
tell me about the fingering
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