That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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