I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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