Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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